
As you may remember,ember, searching for an apartment in Barcelona really, really sucks. It's entirely possible that piso-hunting sucks just as much in other cities/countries/continents, if not more, but I wouldn't know anything about that. What I do know is that the agencies that control 80% of the apartments available for rent in this city seem to have converted what should be a simple, even-pleasant process into all-out warfare. I'll explain: these agencies have established the precedent that anyone looking for a half-way decent apartment needs to a) demonstrate that they have tons of money and a "respectable" job (whatever the Hell that is) b) have a Spanish bank account and c) be more than 30 years old. All of this means that for a foreign student, any agency-owned apartment is impossible to secure and because the other, independent renters know this, they use that leverage to fuck you from the front and from behind (to translate a popular Spanish proverb). What do I mean? We found some apartments that not only weren't furnished at all, but also had no washer or refrigerator. When we asked the owner of said apartment if he would mind installing those fundamental tools for health and survival, he slyly told us that he would be able to find someone who wouldn't mind moving into a flat without them. That's the way it is, I guess.

So after weeks of hunting for apartments that would house everyone I'm currently living with, it became clear that finding a piso with room for seven people was not only impossible, but laughable. Not only that, but it came out in a "house meeting" that only Andrea and myself were really gung-ho about the whole concept about moving in the first place. That makes sense: we two have, by far, the shittiest rooms in the whole flat, with no natural sunlight or ventilation. So it goes: Andrea and I embarked on a quest to find a piso for just the two of us. And even that nearly drove us completely out of our minds. Without internet or a phone line at our apartment (which is still the case), we spent ludicrous sums of money calling renters on the phone and buying overpriced food at cafes in exchange for their wi-fi services. It was almost as bad as the first time I had to find an apartment in this city, if not for the fact that I speak much better Spanish now and Andrea did most of the talking anyway.

But thankfully, I can now put all of that nasty business behind me. After finding so many perfect apartments only to find out that the renter wanted us to sign a contract to live there for five years (no, I'm not joking) we finally found a great apartment being rented by a person with *gasp* some standards of decency! Not only that, but the apartment is reasonably priced, extremely well furnished and decorated, has two huge bedrooms and - best of all - I get to live in the one with a balcony(!). It was almost enough to bring tears to my and Andrea's eyes when the 30-something owner told us it was ours whenever we wanted it. Of course, this is a bitter-sweet moment: when I told Magalee about it she almost broke down in tears immediately (and she's usually not that emotional). It does feel like such a shame to fracture our perfectly-balanced household, especially now that Alejandro, the crazy Chilean man (who has officially adopted me as his son) is living there. But as much as I hate ruining the L'Auberge Espagnole-like situation we have there, it will be great to explore a new side of the city. My new neighborhood, El Raval is actually where the protagonist lives in L'Auberge Espagnole, and it's just as dominated by immigrant Pakistanis and heady night-life spots as my current neighborhood is dominated by aging Catalans and supermarkets. Which one is the "real" Barcelona is up for debate, but getting a chance to compare the two seems like the best solution to my previous housing problems.





